why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
Life’s unfair - why am I not a princess?
you can’t be a princess if you already are a queen.
wow I feel special now I love you xx
i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7
teacher: eyes on your own paper
me: bitch i only have eyes for da paper
whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this
on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea